Move over Conspiracy Guy: It's Conspiracy Girl's turn

You may notice about me, that i really, really love conspiracy nuts. Not so much conspiracy theorists.. i'm ok with people questioning reality.. i mean people who are nuts, like fucking nuts. My fave is still this guy, but right now, i feel like i've just hit a motherload.

It starts when a mate tweeted a link to this groundbreaking report:




Thats right folks: The visible spectrum is NOT NATURAL. And somebody obviously hasn't seen a certain pink floyd album.

At first it's hard to tell if this is sheer stupidity or lack of education, but as some comments point out, she obviously did not attempt to research it, like, at all.. nor did she examine it very well or she would've seen the chemicals don't work on the other side.

Heres another deeply informative video. So informative in fact, that the maker was obviously worried it wasn't scary enough, so decided to add her own stupid noises and shitty CGI effects.


(video description: "Looks like they are ionizing their plasma energy field")
Ok, from what i remember from A levels and what those diagrams show, to reach the plasma state you've gotta get pretty hot. Hot, like, i dunno, the fucking sun. And the last time i went on a plane, we went through the clouds, and ice formed on the windows. I think that says enough.

You might be getting this feeling by this point that the author is really not aware of basic science, or even, how to read properly. If you watched the last video thinking, 'that was just gibberish punctuated by long words and scientific phrases pasted from wikipedia' then you can eat your heart out on this one. Notice some of the info paragraphs aren't even finished, such is the quality of the copy-pasting. Meanwhile, the filmmakers actual contribution is minimal, both in content and intellect.


To be honest i had a real hard time trying to work out what the fuck the video was meant to be conveying, but with help from the description and the comments, i think the plot is this: She put a container outside to collect rain. She then studied it under a microscope and saw what she thinks is a rotifer. She concluded the rotifer had been IN the rain, and "they" had put it there using aerosols.. to "HELP THEM MODIFY THE WEATHER".

When asked how she knows the organism wasn't from the container, she responds: 'Because it was clean and dry before it was put out to catch the rain'. News Flash, people: There are no germs outside.
Also I feel the need to point out that i had to check wikipedia on the whole rotifer thing.. and after experiencing a little deja vu with the first paragraph, i looked at the picture.. which is presumeably more than she did.

Welp, im sure i've bored you enough, but don't go thinking that's all the videos this lady has done. She has an entire channel of the stuff, and it covers everything from "They wrap the sound around us at night, n pull it away during the day using the TRAINS. " to "SOUND OF HOUSE WAVES AND WAVES OF ENERGY." But seriously, i'd only look if you A) have a lot of time on your hands, and B) are not easily depressed by the stupidity of some humans.