The Filth!

This week i been mostly reading The Filth

These are just some random pages, they're not even the highlights!











And by special request, a couple of Dmitri, the soviet chimpanzee assassin, who actually seems pretty mundane against most of the shit going on in this book.





Highly, highly recommended stuff. These are all from the same story by the way, and barely the tip of the iceberg. This probably shouldn't be relevant but it's also British, so if you're concerned you have too much American or Japanese in your comic collection, you know what to do.

I have a great idea for a game. It's called Gladiator Tycoon. It's based on classical ideas about entertainment. You build your own Colosseum in Rome and buy kidnapped victims and animals from all over europe and africa and force them into bloody mortal combat to entertain crowds. You can set up exciting deathmatch scenarios, pick your victims (extra points for christians) and breed beasts to fight them. The more horrific your scenarios, the bigger crowds you pull and the more cash you get- and the more stuff you get to buy for your Coloseum and make it into a truly gory theatre of torture and death.

And if anyone accuses the game of being violent, i will respond with: "it is an educational look at how human entertainment has changed from 2,000 years ago."

BTW: If you're interested to know the incredible true story about Titchmarsh and how he came to the stupid views he has, it is all 'explained' right here.

I return from the dead to ask you...

Am i the only one with a dirty mind?


P.S. btw, the rumours are true- i am actually indeed still alive. If anyone is still out there reading this then.. i'm going to apologise for being so shit. Firstly i haven't responded to any comments for 3 months (though if you take it upon yourself to check back you will see i have replied to them all now) and secondly i havent blogged anything semi reasonable for a couple of months. This partially cuz i've been very busy (more on that in future), but mostly because, quite simply, i've been rather bitter and depressed for the last few months. Trust me, you wouldn't have liked the posts, and i was struggling to make any sociable comments. I can't pinpoint any particular reason but suffice to say i wasn't neglecting my duties, it was just better that way.
No guaruntee of posts especially soon, because i'm still very busy. That said, i've got some exciting ambitions i plan to execute soon so they may get reported on, but that may be another month yet, so i guess this is a bit of a false alarm.