One Thousand, Eighty Four Pounds and Forty Three Pence (Plus Two Pound Seventy Five Pence P&P)

I'm not saying it's not worth that much, but you can buy it at Forbidden Planet for £10.

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I'm not sure if the hilarity of this is lost on people who didnt spend two years struggling at the hands of 3D Studio Max, with the "Aid" of some less than constructive tutoring, but i think its still a piece of genius. Apparently we graduated this time last year. Uni, i fucking miss you :(

'Wanna know my dieting secret?'

The following blog was inspired by fascinating articles like this.

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