Adventures in my hard drive

My 'My Pictures' folder now stands at 9.8 GBs, about 10% of my computer's hard drive. Yeh, its a laptop. Now that im working a lot in that folder, it kinda needs to be cleaned up a little.
These are just a few of the bizarre pics i found and wanted to share.

WARNING: just to let you know, these are not all entirely work-place friendly.. and by continuing further you acknowledge you are going to see what you cannot un-see. And ill leave it to you to decide wether i've visually abused you or not.



This is incredible. What gets me is not the fact its so clearly a grotesquely obese old man, trying to be some kind of hot diva, albeit one that- at best- went off the rails slightly.. Its the vest top underneath. Not only does it imply that he actually does need support up there and the bra wasn't purely a gimmick, but it kinda highlights the fact the bra just isn't big enough for him and it's rather unflatteringly riding up over the top. And the choice of vest top, incidentally, was an appalling one. It's not white.. or cream.. or even beige.. it's 'used to be white 20 years ago but has become so stained with sweat and beer since, its best to just call it.. off colour.' I can only guess he chose that one so it would blend with his skin tone the subtlest.


Ok, so, just to remind ourselves, the Beano is definitely intended to be a comic for kids. This is a snippet from Calamity Joe. Ok. I'm gonna be straight about this. I'm not sure that.. thing.. shown is even suitable for adults..



Love this pic to bits, it's kinky to the bone. Am i breaking rules putting this up here? Anyway. They clearly just don't give a fuck. I've got this whole impression of their relationship.. earlier that day, one lad turned to the other and said, 'should we do it?' the other thought a minute, then said.. 'lets fucking do it!' and they went and fucking did it. Awesome.




That there, is an old work colleague on his trip in south america. I think we have to just take this one at face value.
Ill say one thing.. Ive heard that apparently in america, 'shag' is a term for 'dance'.. hence there are 'shag clubs', presumeably 'shag instructors', tv shows called 'Strictly Come Shagging', games such as 'Shag Shag Revolution' and possibly even films with titles like 'Shags with Wolves.' What a place to take a holiday!


Well, with those being todays crop, what else may i find? Time will tell!

65 things

I lived with a strange guy once. People who've heard me talk about him will know him as the guy that wouldn't eat anything that had been near tomatoes or bananas; brought food he had found on the street back to the house, unplugged Claudio's TV aerial because the neighbours were having a party; opened accounts using our details without asking us; and refuses to watch or play anything final fantasy related because when he finished FF7 he loved it so much he cried and he "never wants that to happen again".

he also had a strange Bomberman fetish, and one christmas Anna asked him what he wanted and he told us he wanted us to all draw pictures of bomberman for him. Andy was the only one who took the request seriously and actually gave him a sketch for christmas. Sarah then did one in a lecture and gave it to him later that year. Then I went in his room one day, and saw them both pinned up on his noticeboard amongst all his own lovingly drawn sketches of the great bomberman.

Anyway, none of that is related to the link below- that was just something that comes to mind when i think about people who are obsessed with a game character- so much so they see him in just about everything and then collect photos of them..

..For example the person that found 65 things that look like Pac-Man.