Showing posts with label dazed fail. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dazed fail. Show all posts

Monday, 24 August 2009

Adventures in my hard drive

My 'My Pictures' folder now stands at 9.8 GBs, about 10% of my computer's hard drive. Yeh, its a laptop. Now that im working a lot in that folder, it kinda needs to be cleaned up a little.
These are just a few of the bizarre pics i found and wanted to share.

WARNING: just to let you know, these are not all entirely work-place friendly.. and by continuing further you acknowledge you are going to see what you cannot un-see. And ill leave it to you to decide wether i've visually abused you or not.



This is incredible. What gets me is not the fact its so clearly a grotesquely obese old man, trying to be some kind of hot diva, albeit one that- at best- went off the rails slightly.. Its the vest top underneath. Not only does it imply that he actually does need support up there and the bra wasn't purely a gimmick, but it kinda highlights the fact the bra just isn't big enough for him and it's rather unflatteringly riding up over the top. And the choice of vest top, incidentally, was an appalling one. It's not white.. or cream.. or even beige.. it's 'used to be white 20 years ago but has become so stained with sweat and beer since, its best to just call it.. off colour.' I can only guess he chose that one so it would blend with his skin tone the subtlest.


Ok, so, just to remind ourselves, the Beano is definitely intended to be a comic for kids. This is a snippet from Calamity Joe. Ok. I'm gonna be straight about this. I'm not sure that.. thing.. shown is even suitable for adults..



Love this pic to bits, it's kinky to the bone. Am i breaking rules putting this up here? Anyway. They clearly just don't give a fuck. I've got this whole impression of their relationship.. earlier that day, one lad turned to the other and said, 'should we do it?' the other thought a minute, then said.. 'lets fucking do it!' and they went and fucking did it. Awesome.




That there, is an old work colleague on his trip in south america. I think we have to just take this one at face value.
Ill say one thing.. Ive heard that apparently in america, 'shag' is a term for 'dance'.. hence there are 'shag clubs', presumeably 'shag instructors', tv shows called 'Strictly Come Shagging', games such as 'Shag Shag Revolution' and possibly even films with titles like 'Shags with Wolves.' What a place to take a holiday!


Well, with those being todays crop, what else may i find? Time will tell!

Thursday, 15 January 2009

Adventures in the LHC

Please click teh pic:


I love the suggestion that a red plastic hat will protect you from a black hole!