Issi gets politically correct

..and teaches the ignorant and offensive a lesson!

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Dear creators of the game 'Nine Mens Morris',

My friend's father is a real life morris dancer, and this game is an inaccurate, misrepresentation of the tradition. Furthermore, because of its harsh elimination process, it does not embody the jolly spirit of morris men. Please reconsider the ignorance and offensiveness of your games!

Yours, deeply offended

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Dear person with funky black n white hair,

My distant cousin has real life black and white hair because of a rare condition. He does not need you mocking him by dying your hair and looking cool. you are so ignorant and offensive.

Yours, utterly disgusted

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Dear makers of Smarties,

My friend is a real life smartie. He has a Masters degree in astrophysics and has worked on 3 European Space Agency projects. I find it ignorant and offensive that you are making money by associating your products with his kind. especially as they have nothing in common with him except that they are nice.

Yours, profoundly repulsed

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Dear people what make the sitting around in the house show,

I cannot believe what that ignorant and offensive bitch on your show said about that poor Indian girl. Some people on our street are real life Indians and her racism appalls me and its your fault that she has been on TV and said it, so you are also ignorant and offensive for letting it happen. i hate her, i hope she dies horribly or something, its the least she deserves.

Yours, unfathomably shocked

P.S. its so sad that she is dying of cancer, she's so brave cuz she doesn't deserve it

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Dear doll making people,

I'm pretty sure i think i heard my daughter's doll make a noise that sounded a bit like an implication that a non-christian religion intends good. I find this ignorant and offensive, because in real life all other religions are for baddies who were created by satan.

Yours, paralysingly disturbed

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Note: this post was brought to you by a Tongue In Cheek humour and is not to be taken seriously, you stupid fucks.