'Happy list of weekend fun'

Blah blah no fucking jobs for my jobseeking quota blah*, recession or own unqualified shitness, not sure? blah attempt to finish quota blah anti-procrastination effort; hence lots of material stacked up for day after sign on day and blah. blah blah blah every other wednesday blah effectively becomes bumper blog day, i spose, and blah blah blah. Well, in theory anyway.

having said that, i cant promise another quadruple bill episode, but i can offer a happy list of happy stuff from this weekend:


From russia with rabbits:

ok so its actually from japan, but its set in russia. I apologise to HPJ for effectively nicking it off his blog, but this stuff is such genius i just cant deal with not telling anyone. The sites mostly in japanese- but its pretty self explanatory- under the video are all the others, divided into tabs for season 1, 2 and 3. they arent't all playable, well they are.. on youtube, at a lower quality though.


Take-a-shit-simulator:

looking to relive the experience of an urgent shit? or just want to hone your shitting skills a little? you should test yourself out on the don't-shit-your-pants survival horror game, which recreates the whole ordeal in virtual text-based reality. I failed pretty horribly for the first few minutes, but fortunately i had a friend on hand who helped me finally get the door open, and saved the carpet a little. I apologise for this being another stolen link- again, i just couldnt keep it in.

Battered mars bars and other creamy treats:

i seem to have acquired an unusually strong (even for me) craving for donuts, milk choclate, milk shakes, smoothies and other sweet, gooey, comforting foods. i'm not sure, but i think its related to love and not being able to do anything about it. I'm keeping it under control though- getting fat would be kinda counter productive!


Retarded spam:

illustrated below, annotated in lolspeak for your enhanced pleasure.



I guess at least i dont have to worry about them using my details for shit- seems like they barely refer to it themselves.



"Howzthe 'folio goin??":

its ok. i will take pictures of my space dudes soon, and im working on another picture. so more to come, if i dont delete it all first.


Also, Bonobos!:

fuck yeh! because they are still too sexy for your corduroys!



*this is my attempt at eliminating the inevitable rant that would've happened otherwise. monday and today, for example, ive found one, single job im actually qualified to apply for in the southampton job banks - and its a 2 week position covering a sickness. sod that. I mean, its... ergh, ok, it's just annoying.