subject xs2y-356 speaks:

hello..

well, the plan is, in time this will become kayamana's ranting office- like a little sorting office in which kayamana files her rants. its where kayamana can be a grumpy old man long before she's old or has the sex change that she realised just now she doesn't intend to have.

You should start as you mean to go on, so heres a long whiney list of excuses as to why ive been procrastinating and not getting my first proper blog done.


Bonobos

a friend of mine informed me of a little jungle monkey who's more sexually exciteable than any other animal. impressed that any creature would throw down such a gauntlet, i rushed off to research the little guys immediately. the legends are true. these guys get off on seeing.. anything. all sexualities are welcome and the fun never stops. oh and they're our closest relative! will do more research and get back to you with info on where we went wrong..


sunshine

a good friend recommended to me [and hes generally good on his films, with the horrible exception of mallrats] a film about astronauts who fly to the sun. i know, i know.. the first thing i thought was thats the most dumbest thing i ever did heard. but i like sci fi and the fact the science was all horribly wrong restored my interest in astrophysics. well, for a couple of hours anyway, and ive forgotten most of what i learnt again now.


astrophysics

whatever they were saying, that was a cool


Mallrats

that wasnt. that was shit. what the hell? it woulda been more fun wasting those two hours in an actual mall.


love film

over the last couple of months ive been stockpiling a list of 'must see' films to hit a certain online film rental company (other film rental companies are available!) with. as such i now have a total of 29 films to try and get through in the remaining two weeks. 'as many dvds as you like' is all good n well but you can only physically recieve and watch no more than 3 dvds a week. despite the worrying build up, if you DO have a film to recommend, just drop a post. on here, not on your foot.


public relabelling service

ive already found a bus ticket and a toothbrush packet in need of relabelling. more items will no doubt be added soon, along with the actual relabellings themselves!


zombie phones

fuck dying suns, my phone needs phone CPR everytime i want to send a text. the lights gone, the buttons barely work, and it periodically passes out with only a major session of switch on/ off/ on/ off/ on treatement to ressusitate it. i really should get a new phone but as far as im concerned it DOES send texts, so it ain't broke.


fire fox themes

foxkeh was so cute i physically couldnt stop myself crying when i saw it. i dont cry anymore, but i still smile when he runs. other internet browsers, along with their themes, are available.


And finally:


making a blogger account

what am i f***ing stupid.. it took me 6 attempts to get past the 'create your account' stage. 6 words with no meanings and i couldnt copy a single one of them. well apart from the last one of course..