By some weird coincidence i've posted this on an april 1st. But this is a legitimate post.. because they also happen on april 1st's too.. Unlike this video. This video is 100% NOT legitimate. At least not legitimate by my standards.
While Jesus- being [physically] of middle eastern jewish origin- may well somehow have "Sea blue eyes, and a smile that lights up the heavens", it doesn't take an FBI agent to spot the carefully paced words and complete emotional disengagement symptomatic of forced lying in children. That, and the fact his father must describe most of 'his stories' for him while the kid stares blankly into space as if bored out of his skull.
PS extra points if you spot the complete lack of body language or usage of hands when describing things, the fact the adult tensely glances at the child (esp when the child hesitates) but the child does not once dare look at the adult, the child's tendancy to lean away from the adult and have his torso slightly twisted away as if ready to protect himself; the nervous movements when the dad nearly touches him (around 2:05 and 3:00); as well as the deeply cliche yet hugely vague descriptions the child is clearly being asked to give. There must be other hints about what is really going on here but i'm not good enough to spot them all.
Excellent, it's so good to see this affirmation of my religion as the one, true faith. I'm glad that when I leave this mortal coil I will be surrounded by my loved ones for all eternity. Also: April fools
ReplyDeleteThe nervous eyes are really plain