I return from the dead to ask you...

Am i the only one with a dirty mind?


P.S. btw, the rumours are true- i am actually indeed still alive. If anyone is still out there reading this then.. i'm going to apologise for being so shit. Firstly i haven't responded to any comments for 3 months (though if you take it upon yourself to check back you will see i have replied to them all now) and secondly i havent blogged anything semi reasonable for a couple of months. This partially cuz i've been very busy (more on that in future), but mostly because, quite simply, i've been rather bitter and depressed for the last few months. Trust me, you wouldn't have liked the posts, and i was struggling to make any sociable comments. I can't pinpoint any particular reason but suffice to say i wasn't neglecting my duties, it was just better that way.
No guaruntee of posts especially soon, because i'm still very busy. That said, i've got some exciting ambitions i plan to execute soon so they may get reported on, but that may be another month yet, so i guess this is a bit of a false alarm.