How to have happy fun love time, by a dolphin

I've been reading a (non fiction) book, and I got to some pages I felt compelled to rip out and share with all of you.




First, some "quick notes" about the book so you know what the fuck is going on. Dr. John Lilly was a scientist who did things like experimenting on animal brains. He then studied & trained dolphins for the military. He became fascinated by them and started doing his own experiments, which included observing them trip out on LSD. He left and set up his own research base, to study dolphin psychology, hopefully break their language down, and maybe even attempt to communicate with them..

This particular study involved a dolphin and a human female living together, in a specially flooded flat, for two and a half months. The girl had to play with the dolphin every day, and attempt to teach him sounds for things (dolphins can make noises that mimick human sounds) which seemed to work with varying success on different dolphins.

In this chapter Margaret (the human) reports how things went. In these pages, she observes that some learning did take place, but not necessarily the type planned. In short, the dolphin turned out to have his own curriculum for her..

Note that she has previously been discouraging Peter (the dolphin) from coming too close with an open mouth- dolphin teeth can draw blood, and their bite can break limbs. Also if you don't like where its going, well.. sorry!

So anyway. click the pics!: